Without forgiveness, there's no future.

~Desmond Tutu

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not from force.


~David Borenstein

Have you ever wondered if that certain someone is thinking about you at the exact same moment that you’re thinking about them?

That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.