I'm sure our phones randomly vibrate in our pocket just to screw with with us..

Care abt those people who touchd ur life.
You never know when they will be out of your life to never come back.

So take care of them who loves You more then YOU! <3

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

~Charles Caleb Colton

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

~Sid Caesar
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Parents and Smart Phones
Mom: I think I keep getting messages
or missed calls or something.
Daughter: From who?
Mom: Some woman named... Betty Low?
Daughter: Um, BATTERY LOW??
Mom: Yeah, that's it!