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A dead girl was taken 2 heaven ..

Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..

Angel Asked her why is it still beating?

Girl Replied: Iím dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..

Angel smiled ..

&

The Girl was send back to ..

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HELL ..

For Over Acting!! xD xP


You do stupid things in public on vacation and think "Well, i'm never gonna see any of these people again"

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'


Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Tags: Random, Life, Laugh, Change   Author: Anonymous         comments    

I was fired from my job as a lifeguard yesterday.

Turns out when swimmers are waving they're not necessarily being friendly.