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A dead girl was taken 2 heaven ..

Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..

Angel Asked her why is it still beating?

Girl Replied: Iím dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..

Angel smiled ..


The Girl was send back to ..



For Over Acting!! xD xP

You do stupid things in public on vacation and think "Well, i'm never gonna see any of these people again"

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.

'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Tags: Random, Life, Laugh, Change   Author: Anonymous         comments    

I was fired from my job as a lifeguard yesterday.

Turns out when swimmers are waving they're not necessarily being friendly.