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I was fired from my job as a lifeguard yesterday.

Turns out when swimmers are waving they're not necessarily being friendly.


Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There's no traffic. Me: That's how far behind I am.
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Checking your phone to see what time is it, then checking again because you weren't paying attention.

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.
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ALWAYS remember that a person who talks to you about others will also talk to others about you.