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I'm sure our phones randomly vibrate in our pocket just to screw with with us..

The shampoo brand
'Head & Shoulders'
should make a shower gel called 'Knees & Toes'
and a face wash called 'Eyes, Ears, Mouth & Nose'... who's else agrees?

When Twitter ask me "what im doing? i answer "thinking about what i should post on facebook.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.