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The longer you're single, the more you start to think something's wrong with you.
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When your mom asks you to do something & you say "Ok" but end up never doing.
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* 1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight.. "

It's better to love someone who's far and craves to be with you than to love someone who's near yet doesn't even care to see you..

I hardly ever go to the second page when I search stuff on google.
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