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Pretending to care about a teacher's personal life,to waste time in class
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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up in the morning.

English teachers put way more thought into a book than the author did.
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Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

A kid staggered into his classroom one morning. He answered all of the questions with a slurred voice. The teacher says: "Is there anything wrong?" and the kid replies: "I swear to drunk, I'm not God!"